Silly Computer Acronyms

[Nicks]

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defective Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW: World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code

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[ginzon]

NIce one..
really liked them...

Most of All..

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
IBM: I Blame Microsoft

[jj1two3]

Thanks Nicks, Very good.

[Boyfriend]

Thanks Nicks for good share

DOS: Defective Operating System
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

[INDRANIL]

Ha ha great nice share Nick . Still laughing .

[bonishah88]

Nice Share.....really funny....

[leofelix]

@ Nicks
you forgot to mention the source

[Nicks]

@ Nicks
you forgot to mention the source

Sorry Leo

[Ceyfer √]

If I was Mr Raymond i would make you Global moderator for sharing true defination of microsoft

And you're using it ( Microsoft OS )? isn't it? pretty hilarious one, nice mate.

[princeaniket]

DOS: Defective Operating System

ha ha ha .. gud gud .. nice sharing nicks..
i think some day you will come with " Raymond" too..