Long live bachelors

[princeaniket]

i got it through an Email and then shared with you people..
that's about the thing we want to do but, Avoid it as far as maximum..

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a tenyear married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Love is blind but marriage is an eyeopener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. -Anonymous

I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been !" I told her, " How about the kitchen ?" -Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. -Anonymous

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. -Anonymous

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." -Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! -Anonymous

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

[leofelix]

very nice

thank you for sharing prince:-)

I like this more than other ones

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

[safeguy]

This is getting worse....I'm suggesting a ban on "Gender Discrimination" in this forum. Anyone with me?

[princeaniket]

This is getting worse....I'm suggesting a ban on "Gender Discrimination" in this forum. Anyone with me?

i think then you will have to ban your self first.. Safe Guy

[Pilgrim]

I sent my son a link to this and he wrote back to say that he dare not show it to his wife.
I think it had something to do with this:

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

[Boyfriend]

Thanks princeaniket for sharing

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

[JayCub]

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a tenyear married couple smiles, everyone wonders why

Thank you for the share Prince im laughing as i type, can't complain about anything myself in case my partner reads this some classic sentences there

[johnshaw1917]

After reading this, I must be a very "lucky" guy, because I wouldn't trade my beautiful bride of 35 years for anything in this world!

[JayCub]

Makes my day to read your replies John, and im in that happy zone too

[johnshaw1917]

im in that happy zone too

Well then we're both pretty lucky guys!