Well This Is Kind Of Awkward
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P.S. I wouldn't ever do such a thing. I'm just too good a loverboy to do this...trust me.
They call me the mysterious one...
my motto is...when it's hot, chill baby
That would be one of those days that you wished the ground would swallow you up......
P.S. I'm a love guru by qualifications. I just don't have the certificates or papers to prove it.
i know your the love guru... my partner is my best friend and to be honest this is the best and only approach i would recommend... although i have never been attacked by a big purple bunny
hmmmm..that's interesting there..given the situation i believe almost 80% of women would be impressed or well at least stand by the guy whose showing/exerting an effort to protect her...c'mon that situation shows not only the girl is threatend but also the guy...so it's a "prepare to defend yourself situation-the hell with you bunny or whoever you ahole you are thing-"...
had an experience with a couple of friends when we went out for some drinks. there was this group of 3 guys who was brazenly annoying my best friend(gorgeous girl "Jean" she is, actually only a bit than me ha ha). the only guy "Billy" (ding-a-ling anyday) with us(practically hanging around us to get close to Jean praying she'll notice her) turned into a macho that night trying to protect her. i together with "May" big fat momma joined in to protect Jean. Jean didn't like Billy but she at that time held his hand/and relied upon him(and a little on us). the words of Billy were something like "f__k i_ you'd have to go through me...we backed him up. THEY will have to go through me, May and Billy. and then May game this horrible irritating shouting that made everyone look at us..and then we were many
Billy never made it as a boyfriend but "he" became a trusted friend ever since. he was best man during Jean's wedding. if a girl would say something like that in the cartoon strip then i'd say girl you are CRAZY...she should have shut the F up instead. there's always "later when the bunny has left"...
I have lost many girlfriends to big purple bunny's
but hey there's plenty more fish in the sea
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do”
Oh man, I am glad that I am too young to date girls...
In loving memory of my Grandpa John and Great Uncle Barry.