Jokes Thread

[Mark]

Good one..

I dont have any jokes sorry..

[shan]

OMG thats one datry joke dude

[ding-dong]

check this out

two nuns.

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight
and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.


SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man with his pants down.


[And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys! ]

[nivek_hcerg]

lol i read that one somewhere before

[Michael Y]

Hilarious!!!

Ok, another one:


Kingdom B's king sent 3 of his servants to specially deliver a present to the king of Kingdom A. The present was of 9 chickens. The king personally placed the 9 chickens in a box and labelled it "IX" (roman for 9) and sent the servants on thier way.
But on the journey, the servants ran into trouble and were delayed. It took them an extra 4 days . On the 1st extra day, their food supply ran out, but non wanted to eat the king's chickens. But on the 2nd extra day, they were so hungry that decided to eat the chickens, BUT only 1 per day. On the 3dr and 4th extra days , they also ate one chicken for each day.

When they reached Kingdom A, they all wondered how to tell king that they eat his present, as such an action was punishable by death.
Then, the captain of the servants thought of a brilliant plan .

They gave present to the king, some how got away with it without letting the king know that there was 3 missing chickens.

What did they do>?

[Raymond]

Let me try. Since they ate only 3 chickens, that means left 6. They just need to turn the box around and rub off the legs of X.

[Mark]

erm.. maybe they turned the box over making it looked like that the king put in 9 and the 3 put in 2 more chickens?

[bahirzaheri8]

haah good jokes guys

[Michael Y]

Ray, you're close.

Mark,....er.... try again?

[Mark]

lol.. I'm not very good at these sort of stuff..

Do they hide in the box, scare the king to death and run away?