Drunk or Stoned funny stories

[LCaveman]

Hello everyone, i don't even know if this goes against the rules,if it does i'm so srry,i just thought i would be a funny thread; i'm sure there is many adults in this forum ,of which many drink and/or smoke a little (grass), i thought it would be funny to share some of our wild and funny stories we have gone through under the effects of these awesome substances, just at the top of my head, one story that just makes me laugh every time i remember is when me and my buddies many years ago while high out of our skulls ,we actually figured out how to travel in time,using our god given knowledge of physics, math, biology and chemistry while under the effects of cannabis,it just made so much sense at the time, the next day when we talk about it we could not stop laughing about how silly out theories were and how good that stuff we had been smoking was, another time we figured out perpetual motion, lol some weird group of friends we were,that stuff made us thinkers sometimes,any ways, that's just from the top of my head ,i will post more funny stories as they come back to me,many have been blocked out of my memory or died with the brain cells due to getting drunk and high.

[heart reaper]

Well, I dont drink or do smoke, but i got some stories.

drunk walks into a bar. Bartender says thats a real cool pig you have there. Drunk says thats not a pig its a duck...Bartender says ...IM not talking to you.

drunk walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under one arm and says....are you ready....HOW bout one for me and one for the road?

[YuMeng]

im not adult is it ok to post or reading somethings on tis thread?

[brayden]

what the heck? can you take out the parts saying that drugs where awesome things and all sorts. it might tempt a few people to go on the wrong track on life.

[xje4bv]

Hello everyone, i don't even know if this goes against the rules,if it does i'm so srry,i just thought i would be a funny thread; i'm sure there is many adults in this forum ,of which many drink and/or smoke a little (grass), i thought it would be funny to share some of our wild and funny stories we have gone through under the effects of these awesome substances, just at the top of my head, one story that just makes me laugh every time i remember is when me and my buddies many years ago while high out of our skulls ,we actually figured out how to travel in time,using our god given knowledge of physics, math, biology and chemistry while under the effects of cannabis,it just made so much sense at the time, the next day when we talk about it we could not stop laughing about how silly out theories were and how good that stuff we had been smoking was, another time we figured out perpetual motion, lol some weird group of friends we were,that stuff made us thinkers sometimes,any ways, that's just from the top of my head ,i will post more funny stories as they come back to me,many have been blocked out of my memory or died with the brain cells due to getting drunk and high.

Haha, sounds nice. Though I think only Odie, webcadre, Raymond would be eligible to post here.

[LCaveman]

Sigh, didn't realize it was mostly kids around here, maybe a moderator can delete this thread or change to "ADULTS ONLY", Idk whatever.

[brayden]

lol i read adults only posted stuff anyway :P but anyway you may as well leave it. nothing will help

[utkarsh30june]

I m too young for smoking and Drinking. Further, I don't have any plans for attempting these in future too.

[LunarWolf]

I m too young for smoking and Drinking. Further, I don't have any plans for attempting these in future too.

Me too. I think smoking, drinking and taking drugs are like killing your body slowly from the inside. I am underage. But in a few months time, I will be 18.

[bahirzaheri8]

I don't need drugs or drink- I wanna be healthy