Poor Jokes Thread

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  1. mischief_ash

    mischief_ash Active Member

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    PJ's anyone:

    Collection of some of the most pathetic poor jokes

    1.What did one elephant comment when a she-elephant passed by a group of elephants?

    2. Question:What's a PJ ?
    Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
    Question: What's a (P + i J)?
    Answer: "complex poor joke"
    But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

    3. Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
    You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
    How will you do it?

    4. A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
    Both of them ask the same question to each other.
    What is the question?


    ANSWERS:

    1. 3600-2400-3600

    2. Because the joke part of it is imaginary.

    3. Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

    Another deadly answer:
    Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

    4. "So, which platform are you working on?"
     
  2. bahirzaheri8

    bahirzaheri8 Prominent Member

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    I get them but they are not really fun. Thats why u probably called it poor jokes
     
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    Mark Prominent Member

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    They're more like riddles

    I like the cigerette one..
     
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    Q: What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?

    A: I lost it. :)
     
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    brayden Prominent Member

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    Stuff loosing that watch!!! It would cost a arm and a let to get it.
     
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  6. mischief_ash

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    some more

    What is height of Suicide?
    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

    What is height of De-hydration?
    A cow giving milk powder. :eek::eek:

    one more poor joke....


    This is a copy of the diary written by lady on a cruise ship........ A real heroic woman!!!!!!

    Dear Diary

    MONDAY AFTERNOON:
    What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table tonight.

    TUESDAY AFTERNOON:
    I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are 1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort, safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to dine at his table, again, tonight.

    WEDNESDAY EVENING:
    The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and invited me, this time, to have dinner in his cabin. The Captain's cabin is very cozy and the dinner was served with the best wines. He made several glorious amorous proposals to me but I stood very firm on my moral convictions.

    THURSDAY EVENING:
    Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship, if I did not give in to his erotic proposals.

    FRIDAY MORNING:
    I saved 1,262 lives, last night......TWICE


    regards

    yours friendly neighbourhood
    scare_crow
     
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    Mark Prominent Member

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    :rofl_200: Dirty scare crow
     
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    utkarsh30june Prominent Member

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    lol poor jokes. I liked the first one.
     
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    ha ha! Good joke!
     
  10. mischief_ash

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    Why newton committed suicide???

    Here is the reason.


    Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.


    In the movie of Rajanikanth (famous Tamil actor), Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes



    1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


    2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
    Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
    Guess, what he does?
    He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


    3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.
    He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun…. Bang…the gangster dies…


    This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!
    The ‘climax’ finally arrives.
    Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax.
    (Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
    Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.


    Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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