Poor Jokes Thread

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  1. Sschoofia

    Sschoofia New Member

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    When I see the thread, it recalls me "Poke Face", Lady gaga. :facepalm:
     
  2. jack badag

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    hahahahahah very good joke
    ---------- Post added Jun 8, 2017 ----------
    JOKE :
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    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date
     
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    They're more like riddles
     
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    Thanks for this one.
     
  5. DatiusStone

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    Ahahaha.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    To tears ... So many funny jokes here. Well, you guys give the heat!:D:D
    Thank you for the good mood. Probably for a month.
    Continue ... please:shame:
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    Lady: Do you smoke?
    Man: Yes.
    Lady: How many packs a day?
    Man: 3 packs.
    Lady: How much per pack?
    Man: Ten quid.
    Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
    Man: 15 years.
    Lady: So 1 pack costs £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
    Man: Correct.
    Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
    Man: Correct.
    Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
    Man: Do you smoke?
    Lady: No.
    Man: Where's your f***ing Ferrari then?
    Topazy
     
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